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hmu if you wanna date a piece of shit

Posted on 14th Sep at 11:01 PM, with 422,679 notes

chinese-zeus:

lollipops are so weird youre literally swallowing your own flavored saliva

Posted on 14th Sep at 11:00 PM, with 374,847 notes

kanyewestevil:

WE ONLY USE LEASHES BECAUSE DOGS CANT HOLD HANDS

Posted on 14th Sep at 9:56 PM, with 1,493,681 notes

bron-tyde:

Oh my god who dosen’t want this on their blog?

Posted on 14th Sep at 9:55 PM, with 116,678 notes

goldenwebs:

tip for 6 year olds: dont do TOO well in elementary school, your parents will expect those 5 years of grades for the majority of your school life

Posted on 14th Sep at 9:51 PM, with 226,020 notes

thewarblerette:

mrthorinton:

clarabosswald:

so i saw this photo of a harpy eagleimageand i thought “woah what a noble beast” so i searched for more photos and i justimageimage

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this goes with almost all predator birds 

like look at this bearded vulture

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such a majestic creature

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but then it’s like

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or this scretary bird like woah so beautiful

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nope

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even good old bald eagle

like wow so regal

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what

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it just looks confused image

LIFE LESSON: DON’T LOOK AT MAJESTIC BIRDS STRAIGHT ON.

Posted on 14th Sep at 9:50 PM, with 512 notes

ombrophobe:

it kinda makes me sad how i dont even get excited for my birthday anymore

Posted on 14th Sep at 9:50 PM, with 212,615 notes

thankyoucorndog:

boomer-overboard:

thankyoucorndog:

"boy i’m in a great mood!"

"oh, please. you can’t REALLY be in a great mood. there are people out there who just got raises. people just got married. people are being reunited with their families right now. how dare you say you’re happy."

The equivalent of someone saying you can’t be sad because other people have it worse than you.

yes

Posted on 14th Sep at 8:45 PM, with 336,191 notes
crowleyslittlepixie:

the-pump-king:

crowleyslittlepixie:

troylerina:

ayearofhibernation:


skandolous:
Ink Calendar designed by Oscar Diaz. The ink will slowly color each day of the month as time passes by.

literally the coolest fucking thing i’ve ever seen.
EVER.

OH MY FRICKING GOD

Will it work with blood?

Blood is thicker than most inks, so it’ll be slower. Work? Yes. Be effective as a calendar? Not as much.

Welp looks like I need to feed my victims some blood thinners then!

crowleyslittlepixie:

the-pump-king:

crowleyslittlepixie:

troylerina:

ayearofhibernation:

skandolous:

Ink Calendar designed by Oscar Diaz. The ink will slowly color each day of the month as time passes by.

literally the coolest fucking thing i’ve ever seen.

EVER.

OH MY FRICKING GOD

Will it work with blood?

Blood is thicker than most inks, so it’ll be slower. Work? Yes. Be effective as a calendar? Not as much.

Welp looks like I need to feed my victims some blood thinners then!

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